Thursday, February 27, 2014

Should-have-been USA Indoor Championships Headlines


I'm not sure if I participated in the US Indoor Championships or a Ringling Brothers Circus Act. 
(In case you live under a rock, click: Letsrun or Flotrack to check out this Lifetime Channel worthy drama)
Here are the should have been news titles of the weekend:


ATHLETES HAVE "TUDE" (attitude) ABOUT THE "TUDE"(altitude)


Letsrun.com CHANGED TO LetsUseOurBrains.com

GRUNEWALD WINS*

IF AT FIRST YOU FAIL, APPEAL APPEAL APPEAL.

RACE. WIN. PROTEST. DENY. APPEAL. DENY. APPEAL. DQ  

USATF PLAYS TAKE-BACKSIES WITH US TITLE

LAGAT'S AGE INVERSELY RELATED TO LAGAT'S TIME


IF YOU AREN'T FIRST, YOU'RE LAST. AND SHOULD CONSIDER PROTESTING

PASS INTERFERENCE CALLED ON BUMBALOUGH (who didn’t pass anyone the entire race)


HIGHSCHOOLER MAKES FIELD LOOK LIKE HIGHSCHOOLERS


USATF NEEDS TO BE HANDHELD IMPLEMENTING "POLICIES"













IS USATF’s ENHANCED VIDEO FOOTAGE WITH BUSH'S WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION?















Letsrun.com CHANGED TO LetsGetSomeAnswers.com

6 comments:

  1. Ok furst of all lets just get down to it,, & just admit that those are probvbaly some of hte worst leads ive ever read TBH. Second & mostly importantly lets get to some facts. Riley masters is a has-been brooks GLORY BOY whose more about the name on the heat sheet than the club he runs for who should of been in the slow heat anyway. They probably should of just run a one person heat w/ just Masters IMO based off his last place finish. Also, Jon Ive got a question for you:: if a hacky journalist writes a comment on a blog that no one reads, is he a still a hack (no offence)?

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    1. ps follow me @LRCommenter . Only lunch pail kind of followers tho TBH so dont bother John

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    2. Has been? Riley Masters ran in NCAA's last year. "Has been" is hardly the term. In fact, no one at Brooks is much of a has-been. Like the company, many are still up and coming, and the rest are at elite status.
      By the way, it's called grammar.

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  2. Phe you've finally made it!! Have people trolling your blog. Congrats! Next drink is on me.

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  3. I love it! Great athlete and great sense of humor. Keep it up, Phoebe. :-)

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