That time I had to stop and tie my shoe, my shoelaces were fine, I just need a rest.
That time I said I’d do abs “later” I am still in debt those abs
I get tired on the warm up.
I counted my strides in my weekly mileage.
I didn’t stop my watch at the stop light and counted it in my running time.
I jumped up on the first pull up and counted it.
I have eaten a Dunkin' Donuts croissan'wich for breakfast every time I competed at Penn Relays.
I didn’t really need to stop and stretch my calf on that long run.
I considered my bike commute as my cross train for the day.
When you told me to bike, I went to Zumba instead.
I touched my toes for 10 seconds and counted it as stretching.
I watched 3 hours of Dexter with a drug tester because I knocked over my partial pee cup.
I hate GPS watches.
There was no traffic the day I was late to practice.
I walked the cool down.